Girls, are you feeling lonely tonight? Let this cozy Boyfriend Pillow warm your heart. At just $8.97 from Collections Etc it is well worth the money, well, unless you already have the real thing. 
Boys, don’t feel left out. The Girlfriend Pillow from Spilsbury is there to make you feel better while your girlfriends are in bed with you know who — the Boyfriend Pillows. Only $15.77 and she is all yours!
If none of these work for you then have some sushi. It won’t be as cheap though… 
Those pillows are hilarious.